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pullmyhairandchokemehard: deviant-little-tart: njdom77: saythankyoumaster: Done. That’s not a problem Things I miss immensely. Every ounce of self control leaves me when this happens. It’s seriously ecstasy. I lose all thought and all I can

daddysnaughtything:Daddy, I don’t think we should be doing this. Mommy told me about what happens when boys put their big things inside of girls. She told me I should wait until I’m much older before I let anyone put a cock in me. Please, daddy. This

artemispanthar:Me: *talks excessively about the thing I like*People: That’s weird and obsessiveMe: oh, okayMe: *only says a word or two when someone brings up the thing I like, shuts down or moves on or plays it off like I don’t want to talk

swingsetindecember:tv content creators changing their story when the fans figure out their plot. LIKE THATS WHY YOU HAVE FORESHADOWING? like seeing it all come together is beautiful. why would you be upset when fans know what will happen? that means you

hirxeth: “When you lose someone who’s your home, you know, you’re only home in the world. And when that happens you think, oh fuck I should have had a back-up home. Another person, a place, a thing, something to make me feel safe, and I don’t

tinacroat: anyarps: i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent. i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me.

I've drunk Tea at Midnight

tagath: lascocks: clambistro: marxisforbros: What the fuck am I looking at. FUCKING HELL, Hobbit/LOTR fandom is a cesspool of particular idiocy. fucking chill it’s just a drawing you must not look at a lot of fan art me gusta. someday I might

tassosss: howlnatural: the most fun thing about being a fic author is when you know what’s supposed to happen but when you go to write it you realise that, for the event to be plausible, you need to add another 2k of development and establish like

Bad things: When I look at how much my flights can cost me, I’m looking at a +1000 € price tag. This covers both ways though.Good things: Well I have 700 € saved… So… yay me? Most of it gotten together? *flops over dead* But then

mage-chimera-ran-sailove replied to your chat: Me: *refreshes dash on Tumblr* Me: *sees tons of…D'ack! That wasn’t me, was it?(/﹏＼) I get a little too carried away too quickly..!Nooooooo nooo no no no! D: Ish a good thing, I swear! I seriously

squidgybuttblog: dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN

generalleia: “I am still trying to forgive the world/for not letting me live forever. When I was younger I thought death/was just misunderstanding. I thought when bad things happen/there will be witnesses.” — Nancy Huang, “Nyquil Dreams,”

anthonycrowley: funniest thing that happened to me this week was when my entire family drove past a starbucks in order to look for a dunkin donuts that may or may not have been there like the true new england stereotypes we all are

tallblondeandawesome: This is what happens when Matt lets me write things when we put Animal Crossing into the Gamecube.

When I tell my daughter stories at night, inevitably, a few things happen. Number one, I use my imagination, I always start with life and then I build from there. And then the other thing that happens is she always says “Mommy… Can you put me in

dragonageconfessions: CONFESSION: Every so often I get this random burst of excitement and anticipation for DA Inquisition. Usually I’m not even thinking about it when it happens, I might just be at work, or on the train. It makes me really happy!

faize: when you get into a new thing and all you really care about is that thing and you’re destroying your blog spamming that thing so you have to start pretending to care about other things so there’s some variety

the most baffling thing to me is when I make a very simple observational post like “this thing was really cute” and then someone responds with, like, extreme seething rage. Where do people get the energy to be so needlessly bitter about the most

shucreamkitty: daily-tumbles: megustamemes: I hate getting up when I am already so comfortable. Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do it happens to me when im sleeping, and i like the arrangement of the blankets, but then i have to

piyostoria: fwips: /stares into the fading sun This happened to me a lot, but there’s actually a way to save it with photoshop! If the sketch is lighter than the lineart, that is. This is how I do it: When that happens, I flatten the whole thing.

them-babies: adirtylilsecret: hellyeahehitfromtheback: -___- I hate when he shows up on my dash… Doesn’t it just suck ass when that happens, the same thing literally just happened to me one minute ago. I never understood they hype over his lil

Things only bullied kids will understand

deepthroat-phatass313: greatman05: serviceforblacklatinomen: rufus1083: What happens when I go a few days without jacking Hot!! Fave Reblog The same thing happens to me The kinda dick I need in the D 313 😍😛😜😝🤤🍆💦💯

youarebeingridiculous: When you’re dancing in public When you’re dancing at home alone in your room

heartthrobbiest-deactivated2017: “When these things happen I react not as a president, but as a parent.”

becktasm: Mark’s other present to me. Good things happen when you pick out your own gifts. This is so gorgeous, seriously

9918) Do you ever see things that remind you of me? When something happens, do you ever stop to think, "God, this reminds me of you."? I have those every day...

ablazeandalive: theverge: The Nobel Prize-winning professor who said this:“Let me tell you about my trouble with girls. Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticize them,

When I tell my daughter stories at night, inevitably, a few things happen. Number one, I use my imagination, I always start with life and then I build from there. And then the other thing that happens is she always says “Mommy… Can you put me in

“When you lose someone who’s your home, your only home in the world, and when it happens you think, ‘Oh fuck. I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, or place, or thing. Something to make me feel safe and now i don’t have that and

dolefuldream: “When you lose someone who’s your home, you know, your only home in the world. And when that happens you think, ‘Oh fuck I should have had a back-up home. Another person, a place, a thing, something to make me feel safe, and I don’t

hirxeth: “When you lose someone who’s your home, you know, you’re only home in the world. And when that happens you think, oh fuck I should have had a back-up home. Another person, a place, a thing, something to make me feel safe, and I don’t

ego-x: absoluteshiiit: I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.

attemptingsurvival: when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed

jewceyblogging: rarewares: lorddanty: I was watching EEnE when this happened and I was laughing for so fucking long. I had to gif it, I needed other people to know. I wish I wasn’t in a rush to leave or I’d add text and shit. this is the funniest

#when things happen in fandoms that you don’t belong in

When I tell my daughter stories at night, inevitably, a few things happen. Number one, I use my imagination, I always start with life and then I build from there. And then the other thing that happens is she always says “Mommy… Can you put me in

omundonamente: “I know what it’s like. When you lose someone who is your home, you know, your only home in the world. When that happens, you think, oh fuck! I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, a place a thing, something to make me feel

I hate when I’m mad at you, and I see all these things I want to show you, that I think you’d like. Then it just makes me think of you more and all the adorable things you do, and I end up not so mad anymore. Sigh.

omundonamente: “I know what it’s like. When you lose someone who is your home, you know, your only home in the world. When that happens, you think, oh fuck! I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, a place a thing, something to make me

omundonamente: “I know what it’s like. When you lose someone who is your home, you know, your only home in the world. When that happens, you think, oh fuck! I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, a place a thing, something to make me feel

ablazeandalive:theverge: The Nobel Prize-winning professor who said this:“Let me tell you about my trouble with girls. Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticize them,

mysoulisworn-myspiritistorn: fugazm: Bob Sweeney: “There was a moment..like this. when I used to blame everything and everyone… for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody.

love: “This photograph is my proof. There was that afternoon, when things were still good between us, and she embraced me, and we were so happy. It did happen. She did love me. Look for yourself.” This is my proof, Duane Michals, 1974

bakwaaas: i love when people share things with me. when they tell me all about their day, even the boring stuff, or little stories about stuff that’s happened in their life, or about a show they’re watching or what they’re studying, literally anything…

sloppy: “When you lose someone who’s your home, your only home in the world, and when it happens you think, ‘Oh fuck. I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, or place, or thing. Something to make me feel safe and now i don’t have

hirxeth: “When you lose someone who’s your home, you know, you’re only home in the world. And when that happens you think, oh fuck I should have had a back-up home. Another person, a place, a thing, something to make me feel safe, and I don’t

ablazeandalive:theverge: The Nobel Prize-winning professor who said this:“Let me tell you about my trouble with girls. Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticize them,

bigdaddysgirl71: yep999: It’s Friday! When she’s dressed like this and drinking, naughty things happen! So hot that daddy always chooses what I wear out… But it’s even hotter when he tells me to take it off. 😈🎀😈

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thiszetasajerk: ablazeandalive: theverge: The Nobel Prize-winning professor who said this:“Let me tell you about my trouble with girls. Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when

Today has been one of the shittiest days of my life. Everything that happened just makes me miss her even more. It’s just so hard to deal with. Why can’t things be how the used to be when everything was happy and sweet? Why’d things

alssoo the cutest weirdest thing happened, I told darfin to go sit outside and ill get him his presents and when he saw THREE presents he was like woah?? and I get him his seat cover was like coool, then gave him the care package and he was like ‘I

cummbunny: things I forgot existed: greyson chance singing paparazzi how fast all snooki’s friend reacted when she got punched rob and big (rip big) nevershoutnever big poofy jackets with fur hoodsstrawberry fraps while watching the hillshanging

does anyone remember their life or things that happened when they were 5-10

I hate dwelling on things that happened kind of long ago and are pretty irrelevant to my current life…but I just can’t help it. The only thing I have to remind myself that I’m a good person is that when someone called me an indecent

Well….. I found out today it’s because of last weekend’s eclipse. Eclipse’ can cause bad things 😣 a sort-of cleanse happens during an eclipse that releases alot of bad things. And we catch it all. Have you ever heard when there’s a full

it seems like every time I post a happy headcanon, I always get a couple messages about ‘well what if this horrible thing happen huh??’ Like shit man, I’m just tryin to have some good vibes, I don’t want some angst when I feelin good ya know?Though

weiweipon: when the thing happens

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